Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Less talking, more tequila
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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