Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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