He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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