its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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