You smell like a Billy Joel song
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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