If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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