I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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