hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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