She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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