why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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