I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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