She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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