I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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