I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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