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ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

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100 blowjobs

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(216): ok i said sorry. what else do you want? (740): 100 blowjobs http://tfl.nu/an0u

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(360): View more from Washington

Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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(360): Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!! http://tfl.nu/gtc6

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(858): View more from California

I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume

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(858): I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume http://tfl.nu/37b5

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(260): View more from Indiana

My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck

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(260): My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck http://tfl.nu/clun

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(310): View more from California

you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.

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(310): you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk. http://tfl.nu/ad2i

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(818): View more from California

Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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(818): Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job. http://tfl.nu/3lp9

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.

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(973): i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones. http://tfl.nu/f4fy

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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.

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(513): We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case. http://tfl.nu/f3uf

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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave

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(614): All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave http://tfl.nu/wc16

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(409): View more from Texas

There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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(409): There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit. http://tfl.nu/49qn

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(765): View more from Indiana

We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?

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(765): We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic? http://tfl.nu/pmld

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(702): View more from Nevada

I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.

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True on all accounts.

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(702): I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me. (1-702): True on all accounts. http://tfl.nu/tt9s

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.

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(508): It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode. http://tfl.nu/vudg

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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.

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(770): He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits. http://tfl.nu/4emx

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(319): View more from Iowa

I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.

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(319): I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester. http://tfl.nu/qs45

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