How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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