This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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