My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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