just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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