Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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