I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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