My pussy is not your playground.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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