Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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