Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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