I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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