Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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