Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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