just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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