they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize