Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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