they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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