Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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