Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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