How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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