she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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