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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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