BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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