They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm both gender and math confused
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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