I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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