If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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