In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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