Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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