she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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