Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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