The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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