idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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