I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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