Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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