Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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