we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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